Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

-Using Ebonics translator 1.

Heyy PlayA, ¬†uh YOUnG mayNNN $tands Yn Hess BEdroom. Itt Jus $O HappEns Dat TODAayy, Da 13th o” APril, Izzz Diss YouNg MayN’$ BiRThdAAyy. DOe It WEre tHirTeen YEarss Ago hE WerE given Lyf, iT IZ Onlii TodaAyy he Wil B Givenn uH namE!

whAt WiLL DA NAmE O’ Dis YOungg maYn Be?

-using Ebonics translator 2.

uh young nigga stands in his bedroom. It just so happens dat this day, da 13th o’ April, iz dis here young nigga’s whatever. Though it wuz thirteen years ago he wuz given life, it iz only this day he will be given uh name! What will da name o’ dis here young nigga be? in the hood

I love how the second one doesn’t even care it’s johns birthday. The first just makes me think of a overtly Drunk Ghetto fan-troll, or a bad rendition of Ghetto Tavros.

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